Off Topic/Non-philatelic Disc. : No politics intended - just for fun!
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Harvey I think, therefore I am - I think! 27 Nov 2020 07:56:14pm
A friend sent me this and I had to share. Please don't take this as political, it's just a bit of fun!
>> 1. The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.
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>> 2. I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone. He asked me what I was wearing.
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>> 3. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.
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>> 4. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
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>> 5. This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her dog. It was obvious she thought her dog understood her. I came into my house & told my cat. We laughed a lot.
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>> 6. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
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>> 7. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?
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>> 8. This virus has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel sports, shut down all bars & keep men at home!
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>> 9. I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!
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>> 10. I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
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>> 11. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the backyard. I’m getting tired of the Living Room.
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>> 12. Appropriate analogy. "The curve is flattening so we can start
>> lifting restrictions now” is like saying “The parachute has slowed our rate of descent, so we can take it off now.”
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>> 13. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask & asking for money.
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>> 14. The spread of COVID-19 is based on 2 things:
>> o How dense the population is.
>> o How dense the population is.
Harvey I think, therefore I am - I think! 28 Nov 2020 12:54:48pm
re: No politics intended - just for fun!
I never claimed to be the author - I'm nowhere near that good! I was sent it by a friend, Who got it from a friend, who got it from a friend, etc. There are some awful sharp people out there somewhere!
Dialysis, damned if you do...dead if you don't 28 Nov 2020 02:06:48pm
re: No politics intended - just for fun!
The World Health Organization announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
Day 121 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!”
I always told the kids that they would never accomplish anything by lying in bed all day... but now they push back with, "look at me now, I’m saving the world!"
